Ahhh you can smell Christmas like its just around the corner.....well that's because it is! I cant wait and i can bet than nor can you, you are probably already dressed in your amazing fancy clothes with a Candy stick in your hand that you got of some stranger and are standing next to the Christmas tree shouting "Presents appear now!". Now ok maybe this isn't the exact image of what you are doing but cmon i was close right? :P I was thinking if i should do a Christmas post today or tomorrow and i decided too do one......tomorrow -.- closer to Christmas isn't it? plus i didnt know what to write about today yet so i decided to do a School days Christmas special (yes it will be a bit christmasy nevertheless), usually i get some kind of hint or idea while going through the day on what to write, like yesterday, i got back into Visual novels so i wrote about that, now it is only 3:33 pm here (15:33) but i wanted to write a post now and decided to do one on School days as it is the Visual novel i am downloading right now (again -.-), yes i say again as i have downloaded it before but as i moved laptops it has vanished and i have to get it again.
Look at this picture, looks so lovely doesn't it? A story about a guy and 4 girls from his school, life, drama, romance, lovely and amazing moments, all very touching and heart warming, some comedy in it i bet, you can see the sun shining through and everyone is smiling, it has to be lovely doesn't it? well you are fu*kin wrong! This anime is a twister brain fu*k that suck your soul and makes your brain and heart rot with every second of it showed, it lures you in making you think that its something nice, a light hearted Harem in which the protagonist might have some problems and funny moments with the girl characters, have a good time, a laugh and then it ends, Fu*k no, wrong again, the only episode that is like that is episode 1, everything is fine until the main character doesn't get full of himself and starts Fu*king everything that moves, i wouldn't be surprised if one of the parts would be of him shagging a random cat on the street or some old lady in the middle of the road seducing her by saying that he will help her get across the road, more like he will go across her ASS.
I mean look at this, if you like this one girl yeah and well there is this other girl that offers to help you to get to know that other girl yeah, but then that girl that is helping you starts liking you what do you do? Ahh well if you follow Makoto's Guide to be a total di*k all you have to do is Fu*ck her, then Fu*k the girl you like and then Fu*k all the other girls that are left, simple isn't it? haha i knew you would like this idea, i mean who else wouldn't do that? a perfect plan, fu*k every girl and and all of them would be happy. Well he is Fu*kin sick in the head, at least have the decency to invite all the girls to an Orgy and Fu*k them all there yeah? that would be better don't you think, i mean this anime/vn is Fu*ked up in the first place anyway so even that would be better. Ok now that you know that this is about Makoto (the protagonist) and girls in his class, he likes one girl, the other helps him, but likes him as well etc. if you decide to be a D*ck in the VN then you get killed, in the Anime he gets killed anyway because he Fu*ks everyone, he gets stabbed and his head gets cut off, amazing ain't it? well no wonder, if you act like him you are just asking for a knife in the stomach.
Cmon! who wouldn't Fu*k these two knowing that their feelings will get hurt, i mean its not like they can do anything to you, ahh an those weapons in their hands? they just there for a show, of course, not like a high-school girl can go and kill you, who does that nowadays.....so yeah don't worry if you are thinking of Fu*king more than one girl, you will be fine :P.
Now in the Anime it ends with Makoto getting killed (wow, i would of never guessed) but in the VN thre is 21 endings, yes 21 -.- not only is School days Fu*ked up but the amount of endings is as well, and the funny thing is that 15 of those endings are good -.- wow good endings!? you got to be kidding, well I'm not, there is 15 good endings, actually there is only 3 endings in which someone dies, me and my friend Davido la Cortentino got into this stuff a lot, and we even got an ending assigned to each of us.
Ill start of with Davidos endings, enjoy:
Ahhh what a great ending, A beach, A sunset, And an amazing girl.....with a knife! Surprise Motherfu*ker! You are officially DEAD haha. Yep that is the ending, Makoto meets his girl on the beach, of course shes hurt because of his Actions as i would call them, and boom, she stabs him, then Makotowowowow Makoto, slow down their Mate, of course you need a wash after sleeping with so many girls but you got the Ocean right next to you, jump right in! the water is probably the right temperature, then at the end he says that he still loves her... now wait a sec!? he fuck all these other girls after getting her pregnant, hurts her and makes her kill him and then he says that he still loves her, Davido boy, i got to say you are one fu*ked up man, and good for you, im sooo proud that i wouldn't mind kidnapping 6 girls and letting you ra*e them all, AMEN BROTHER!. Ok now onto my ending, Davido picked this one for me and i think it suits me well enough.
Enjoy:
Now my ending is a bit different, i mean its still Fu*ked up but Makoto doesn't die in this one, its more like, im minding my own business with the girls of my dreams (but rememebr i still fu*ked all the other girls and hurt their feelings leaving them to be afterwards) and while waiting for a train by lovely GF gets pushed under the train leaving me with just her hand (i guess the hand is still enough for Makoto to Je*k his Di*k of with it because hes that sick but its still not the same is it?) a weird ending, i guess they arrested her after that? i mean its not like all the people around them didnt see her push Makotos GF under the train -.-. But yeah i got a bit off track, overall the Visual novel is like a visual novel, you have text and you read it, but instead of a slide-show of pictures you get videos, so its more like watching an anime thats why the game is 8 GB big, 15 GB for the HQ version, the Visual novel is 6 chapters, chapter 1-4 is already translated into English but 5-6 isn't, the translation team stopped translating this because they have actually teamed up with the Original Makers of this VN in japan and are working on translating the HQ version, it will be released in full English in Spring 2012! Yay, just before the world ends!
Well this is it for my post, hope you enjoyed it, don't know what my post tomorrow will be about but ill try making it very christmasy, maybe something to do with clannad or toradora, or i might find some Christmas episode from an anime or some OVA, or just do a post about the types of anime girls, i don't know yet but as it is Christmas soon i present you with a nice christmasy picture for you peeps, you don't see many like this one in School days i assure you, so be grateful to me ăăăȘă ＞。＜ and C-U
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